Keith Snyder

Big chunk of down time at the day job. This is from Laura:

Have you ever been searched by the cops?

I don't think so...
Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?

No. But I don't generally go on them, either. Don't really see the point. But judging from how much my boys love being thrown up in the air and roughhoused, my future is coasterful.
When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?

Almost went down the big man-made ramp in Quebec City a few winters ago, but ended up not doing it. Before that, probably when I was 10 or so, at Switzer in Southern California.
Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?

Both have lovely qualities to recommend them.
Do you believe in ghosts?

No, but I wouldn't be rude if one called.
Do you consider yourself creative?

Only when I'm being creative.
Do you think O.J. killed his wife?

Yes.
Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

Neither.

But I was probably one of the only guys to leave The Truth About Cats And Dogs thinking about Janeane Garofalo instead of Uma Thurman.
Do you stay friends with your exes?

If I could do that, they wouldn't be exes.
Do you know how to play poker?

I have to be retaught each time.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

96 hours straight, during audio post in Sacramento on a film project in my twenties. Compared to an average of 2.5 hours/night during the first five months of the boys' lives, that was easy.
What’s your favorite commercial?

I don't see commercials. We only watch TiVo.
What are you allergic to?

Expository dialogue.
If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?

In a car? No. I don't have a license anymore. (And I didn't run red lights when I did.)

On a bike, I go wherever I think it's safe, fun, and efficient; at any time; in any conditions; without regard for anything but my own judgment.
Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?

Yes.

But that was it. So--no.
Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?

WTFC?

And while I'm at it: New York, get over the Dodgers leaving! It's been fifty years. Seriously, it's embarrassing. They're just not that into you.
Have you ever been Ice Skating?

Yes, as a kid. Never got the hang of any kind of skating.
How often do you remember your dreams?

Maybe twice a year, if that, generally when I don't take Tylenol before my Rebif injection and minor flu-ish stuff wakes me up in mid-image.
When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?

Possibly at Michael Jordan's with my friend Jason, but the martinis interfere with memory retention. The one I do remember is when Blake and I came up with the twist at the heart of Sell In Hell.
Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?

No musician is allowed to exist without having the Beatles rammed down his/her throat.
What’s the one thing on your mind now?

Old musicians raving about the Beatles.
Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?

No.
Do you always wear your seat belt?

Yes.
What cell service do you use?

T-Mobile. So I pay for my Starbucks wireless access monthly, along with my phone bill.
Do you like Sushi?

Hell yeah. Also tartare and carpaccio.
Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?

Weekly. Though it's never that narrow; I almost always see them coming.

Actual narrow escapes... maybe yearly.
What do you wear to bed?

Blankets.
Been caught stealing?

I'm sure. I must have been. I was once a kid.
What shoe size do you have?

American shoes: 10.5, 11, or 10, depending on manufacturer.

European bike shoes: 42
Do you truly hate anyone?

No. But there are people I'd like to see dead.
Classic Rock or Rap?

I can take 5 minutes of either.
If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?

Nobody, offhand. And rather than go searching for somebody to list, I'll be a smart married guy and leave this one unanswered.
Favorite Song?

Oh, who knows. Maybe Screen Kiss by Thomas Dolby.
Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?

Don't think so. Probably played air instruments, though.
What food do you find disgusting?

Live grubs.
Do you sing in the shower?

No. I live with an opera singer.

However, I do like to find the frequency of the shower's standing wave and hum it.
Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”?

No.

I know, hard to believe.
Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?

No. It's more fun in front of their front.
Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?

Too often for my wife's comfort.
Have you ever been punched in the face?

Sean Something. Second grade. Smallest kid in the class.

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Before that, probably when I was 10 or so, at Switzer in Southern California. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Both have lovely qualities to recommend them. Do you believe in ghosts? No, but I wouldn't be rude if one called. Do you consider yourself creative? Only when I'm being creative. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Neither. But I was probably one of the only guys to leave The Truth About Cats And Dogs thinking about Janeane Garofalo instead of Uma Thurman. Do you stay friends with your exes? If I could do that, they wouldn't be exes. Do you know how to play poker? I have to be retaught each time. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? 96 hours straight, during audio post in Sacramento on a film project in my twenties. Compared to an average of 2.5 hours/night during the first five months of the boys' lives, that was easy. What’s your favorite commercial? I don't see commercials. We only watch TiVo. What are you allergic to? Expository dialogue. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? In a car? No. I don't have a license anymore. (And I didn't run red lights when I did.) On a bike, I go wherever I think it's safe, fun, and efficient; at any time; in any conditions; without regard for anything but my own judgment. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Yes. But that was it. So--no. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? WTFC? And while I'm at it: New York, get over the Dodgers leaving! It's been fifty years. Seriously, it's embarrassing. They're just not that into you. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Yes, as a kid. Never got the hang of any kind of skating. How often do you remember your dreams? Maybe twice a year, if that, generally when I don't take Tylenol before my Rebif injection and minor flu-ish stuff wakes me up in mid-image. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? Possibly at Michael Jordan's with my friend Jason, but the martinis interfere with memory retention. The one I do remember is when Blake and I came up with the twist at the heart of Sell In Hell. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? No musician is allowed to exist without having the Beatles rammed down his/her throat. What’s the one thing on your mind now? Old musicians raving about the Beatles. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is? No. Do you always wear your seat belt? Yes. What cell service do you use? T-Mobile. So I pay for my Starbucks wireless access monthly, along with my phone bill. Do you like Sushi? Hell yeah. Also tartare and carpaccio. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? Weekly. Though it's never that narrow; I almost always see them coming. Actual narrow escapes... maybe yearly. What do you wear to bed? Blankets. Been caught stealing? I'm sure. I must have been. I was once a kid. What shoe size do you have? American shoes: 10.5, 11, or 10, depending on manufacturer. European bike shoes: 42 Do you truly hate anyone? No. But there are people I'd like to see dead. Classic Rock or Rap? I can take 5 minutes of either. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Nobody, offhand. And rather than go searching for somebody to list, I'll be a smart married guy and leave this one unanswered. Favorite Song? Oh, who knows. Maybe Screen Kiss by Thomas Dolby. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? Don't think so. Probably played air instruments, though. What food do you find disgusting? Live grubs. Do you sing in the shower? No. I live with an opera singer. However, I do like to find the frequency of the shower's standing wave and hum it. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”? No. I know, hard to believe. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? No. It's more fun in front of their front. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Too often for my wife's comfort. Have you ever been punched in the face? Sean Something. Second grade. Smallest kid in the class. [Best of the Blog\| News & Notes about CREDO ] Read/Post Comments (12) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top