We took our kids to the Vet today to get a check up. We had an appointment at 5:20pm, but I was busy until 6pm so Jenn went without me. However, they were SO slow that when I was done she was still waiting. I went to meet her there and we finally talked to the doctor around 6:30. She kept asking us questions about the cats, but I couldn't answer her.... because I was trying to keep from laughing.

What am I supposed to do when she says stuff like:

Are we eating ok?

and... what are we eating?

I mean, I'm sitting there thinking, "Well, I had some catfish and some BBQ chicken for lunch, but I'm not sure how that's relevant."

and... how many hairballs do we have? say, in a month?

and I'm thinking, "Jeez, lady, that's a little personal."