I'm gonna go on an expedition. I figure, out there somewhere, is a place where all the missing parts of a pair are stored.

I don't know why its so hard to keep pairs in tact. Socks are the primary example..sure, when you get home from the store..there they are, two of em..together. Take a good look cause that's probably the last time you'll ever see the two of them in one spot. One trip through the washer and one of them is gone. I don't know if there are gnomes who live in the washer and steal them or what. I just know they're gone!

Earrings are the same way...one gets lost...always just one. I wouldn't mind so much if I lost both of them at the same time, but that never seems to happen. Usually I'll hang on to the one I still have..but sure as shootin, when I finally give up all hope of ever finding the other one and throw it away....ta da! There it is, the missing earring.

Oh well...some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.