I wasted some time on Quizilla trying to make an interesting quiz as yet another marketing trick. I'm not entirely convinced that it was time well spent.

You are The Dead Celebrity:
Ernie Becker wants to be a cartoonist, but he's
too busy struggling between the frames of his
life: his job at the popcorn stand, his
relationship with the water massage girl, his
meager talentnone of it is going the way Ernie
wants.

Ernie's "comics" are just his way of
working out this disappointment. It's revenge.
He subverts the funny pagespunches a hole
through the circle of Family Circus,explodes
the tranquility of Ziggy.

But, after he finds a dead body at the mall,
something clicks into place. Suddenly Ernie's
comics are in demand.


What Apocalypse are you?
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