A Boy Scout troop was off in the woods on a weekend camp out when a couple of the adult leaders happened upon a dead animal. They started arguing back and forth about what it was; one of them said it was a donkey and the other one said it was a mule.

One of the other leaders came along along and said, "You're both wrong. It's an ass. Now get your shovels and bury the poor animal."

So they got their shovels and started digging, and after a while a group of Girl Scouts came along and the leader said, "Hi, fellas, are you digging a foxhole?"

They said, "No..."