I had to eat during my afternoon lab. I was so hungry that I gave in and ate Fritos. Probably consumed more fat in that little bag of chips than in my breakfast and lunch combined. I was so hungry that I was answering students' questions with my mouth full. Bad teacher. I feel like I've ingested a boulder.

Then, I spilled some of my dinner on my shirt. That'll look good in lab tonight. Maybe I'll distract them by pointing a telescope at Mars.