I was going to ask if it was just me, but after a brief search on the internet, I think it may just be me...

Did you know that you can mix and match and work the themes from Phantom of the Opera and Pee Wee's Big Adventure into one song? It works. Truly. At least it did in the shower this morning.

Of course, it could just be a result of my weekend. Don't try this at home, kiddies:

I had a strange Saturday night -- my back went out and I got violently ill. I could definitely avoid ever having this happen again. Even labor wasn't this painful. It was a constant sharp pain that wouldn't subside for hours. Early Sunday morning friend shows up with knives that weren't sharp enough so he could kill himself. Much discussion and chilling. Went back to sleep several hours later. Cops show up to do evaluation. Work with lots of worried family and friends who got their suicide notes, some who hadn't gotten to the "It didn't work" messages. More chilling. Working on getting counselor.

So you see, a mix of Phantom and Pee Wee may actually be quite sane...

Why do I feel pumped full of caffeine even though I haven't had any?

'scuse me. Must save Sobe Lean from toddler who's trying to french kiss the bottle.

Dahn, Dahn, Dahn, Dahn, da da da da, da da da da....