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From The Californian.



70 "Odd Questions"

[1] What is your middle name?
Elizabeth

[2] What color is your mailbox?
Black

[3] Are you available?
For...?

[4] Have you ever hit a deer?
Not personally, but I've been in the passenger seat when my RA hit a deer while a bunch of us from the dorm were driving up into the hills one evening.

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Get home from where?

[16] Are you taller than your mom?
Oh yes.

[17] What curse do you say the most when your pissed?
What curse do I say the most when the memes I'm filling out need a good editing?

But to answer the question I say "Bloody hell" a lot.

[18] Are you God?
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!"

[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
Um... well... I forget.

[20] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
Duh -- office supply addiction. You should see my collection.

21] Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My back, but my back hurts pretty frequently.

[22] Do you often cry during a movie? Depends. It's been known to happen.

[23] Last text message you recieved?
I have never received one.

[24] Who sent it?
Well, now. If I've never received one...

[25] Do you hate your life?
Are you kidding? I wouldn't want anyone else's but mine.

[26] Do you get mad easily?
People have remarked on my unnatural patience.

[27] Do you drink?
I drink all day long.

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who try to make their values mine.

[29] Are you cold?
Of course, I'm a female. That's why I have all this extra body fat, you see.

[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
Yes.

[31] Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
Yes.

[32] Who should pay on the first date?
*laugh* Depends on the situation, I guess.

[33] How many years older than you are you willing to date?
You realize these questions could get me into a lot of trouble, right?

[34] Do you have any friends?
...
What kind of question is this?

[35] Do you have any mean friends?
...
Like I said.

[36]What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
Puce?

[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
You bet. You wouldn't believe how many people told me to dump Rice. All my friends were worried about me dating him. I kid you not. This, ladies, is a clue.

[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
Um, not so much.

[39] Have you ever contemplated suicide?
Well, when the back gets really bad I would like it all to just be over.

[40] Do you scratch your ears?
When they itch. Why, don't you?

[41] Who was the last person to hug you?
LD.

[42] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
I'm wearing sweat pants. Do they even have a brand?

[43] How tall are you?
Heh. Heh. The state of Idaho rounded up my height to 5'6".

[44]What is your closest green object?
My sweatshirt.

[45] What is on your feet?
Toes.

[46] If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
Jonathan.

[47] If you could go back to any time period when would it be?
This is an unfair question.

[48] Do you want to have kids?
You ask this now?

[49] What is the brightest color you're wearing?
My silver watch band.

[50] Who is the friend you have that you would never have thought you'd have?
...
Well...
If I'd have known the relationship I have with Winter back when I was a wee one, I might have been surprised.

[51] Who do you hate the most right now?
...
I may have to think about this.
Hate, you say?

[52] Whats your mother's middle name?
Which one?

[53] What kind of car do you want?
I like it when they run.

[54] What is your favorite video game?
We're not even going there.

[55] Do you like your dad?
Sure.

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Yes. What? You wanted to know what they are?

[57] Are you wearing make up?
No.

[58] Do you have a tattoo?
No.

[59] Have you ever broken a pinata?
Yes, and I must admit to feeling kinder bad about the whole thing.

[60] What time is it right now?
10:04 p.m.

[61] Do you know how to draw?
Depends on what you mean by draw. Once upon a time I used to win awards for my art.

[62] Who loves orange soda?
Me! Me! But only Crush.

[63] Who is your hero?
Look! There goes my hero; watch him as he goes...


[64] Who did you last IM?
Akanthos.

[65] Do you work a lot of hours?
I work all the time.

[66] Where were you 24 hours ago?
In bed, trying to sleep.

[67] Who was the last person that called you?
Um... Rice, I think.

[68] Is there anything you regret?
Of course. I'm mortal. Now, if I were a unicorn...

[69] Do you know where your family name originated from?
England, I believe. Maybe Wales.

[70] Animal that creeps you out?
The ones that have the wrong number of legs.