It would probably help to note that last I knew my parents had no computer. Sort of a self-imposed dark ages sort of thing.

And now they're sending me what I thought was spam. Really, it looked like spam.

Anyway.

Now you can all quit scratching your heads and thinking, "Has EG lost it?"

Actually, I guess you had to be there. But Rice and the J-Spot understood.

Anyway.

Carry on.

Definitely one of those you have to be involved sort of things.