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I'm 25.

an amusing story about the woman who gave birth to me

so i got into a fight with my mom today, as usual. she was telling me to put my clothes away. and i said, i'm not putting those away they aren't mine. and then she was like, WELL TOUGH BULLDINKIES!

a 45 year old woman said "bulldinkies."

what

the

fuck


is this really the woman i inherited 23 chromosomes from?

are you there, god? it's me, the girl who is not sure if her mother ever passed kindergarten.

i have nothing more to say.


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