let me just say that i did not watch the superbowl. it was today i learned that during the halftime show, justin timberlake "misplaced" a piece of janet jackson's outfit, revealing her breast. they say it was unplanned, but i dunno, justin looked like he was having fun. not to mention the fact that his former lady friend had been stealing all the spotlight recently what with her getting married and all.

let's stop and thank mtv for corrptuing more young minds by plastering played out pimped up superstars across our tv screens for our poor eyeballs to drown in while gorging ourselves with nachos and refried beans. thanks, mtv. i forgot for a second that women had breasts. thanks for attemtping to break down the racial barrier between the black woman and white man meanwhile reminding everyone of the female anatomy. way to kill two birds with one stone, assholes.

and what was with kid rock wearing the flag? i have a few problems with this man. first of all, isn't that illegal? i mean bearing the flag on your sweaty back? isn't that in the constitution somewhere, or in the commandments, or written in some book? "thou shall not toss thy flag across thy unworthy body?" and second of all, who the fuck does he think he is, like he is some american icon and we would all take our hats off and shed tears of joy for an american hero filling our lives with quality and wholesome entertainment for the whole family? ok, just because you had sex with pamela anderson doesn't mean your shit doesn't stink. so please. take a shower.

and then there's the fuckfaces who sit there and dribble,"i only watch the superbowl for the commercials." YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD. YOU COULD TURN ON THE TV 365 DAYS A YEAR, 24 HOURS A DAY, AND THERE WOULD BE COMMCERCIALS. "oh but the ones in the superbowl are so funny!" NO THEY AREN'T DIPSHIT, YOU'RE JUST A FUCKHEAD! seriously, people. is that what society has come to? turning on the tv so you could bathe yourself in mindnumbing persuasion to buy another piece of shit you don't need? it's like making french fries, and then instead of eating the french fries, drinking the grease. stupid fucks.

hmm, what else do i hate? the way EVERYTHING is racism? "gee, i'm stupid, fat, ugly, and lazy, and i also happen to be a minority. gimme a job!" now i am not saying that all minorities are like this, indeed they are not, and there are plenty of fat and lazy americans. but just because 57684 companies didn't trip over their dicks to give you a job doesn't make it racism, toots. and just because you're a fucking asshole who spilled hot coffee on your crotch while driving doesn't give you the right to sue. and it isn't mcdonald's fault if you have eaten nothing but supersized cheeseburgers your whole life and now you realize that speedo doesn't fit. and just because your gurbby little kids are hungry, doesn;t give you the right to cut other people in line who have been waiting longer than you have, turdface! ah sorry. i hate customers at work like that. i am gonna go.