I was originally going to write about how much I hate guys, but then I decided that was stupid and now I am going to vent about how much I hate society.

Yea, society blows. It seems we can't do anything on our own. People can't even become famous without going on national television first and being voted by the entire population of America. I hate American Idol. Whatever happened to rock stars and bands that were actually good? The types of people who risked it all and dropped out of school, then were homeless until they got their big break. It's the same for movies. The past 3 or so movies I've seen have all been remakes. I've figured out the plot for horror movies. There's always a family living in a huge, recognizably scary house. The family consists of a hot mom, a small child who "sees" things, and the rugged, chiseled father. The small child either draws frightening pictures or befriends another small dead child, and then everyone laughs when they talk about their new friend. Stupid people, they'll all die soon.

So anyway, weird unexplainable things happen, and at appropriate times, black shadows pass behind the characters as they either have sex, cook dinner, or swat flies. Then unimportant people, like the local mechanic, start dying and eventually the good looking mother takes her child in her arms and flees for her life while the rugged father stays behind, determined to right all wrongs. The end.

Romantic comedies are much the same. Enter the dashingly handsome young guy and the subtly beautiful girl who by chance fall madly in love with each other and reassure their infinite passion by serenading one another with sappy love songs and realize how they are meant to be by being placed in highly unlikely situations. Bullshit. I'm somewhat convinced that true love doesn't exist, but I am only 17, so ya never know.

I also hate Truth commercials. This is yet another example of how Americans must place the blame for their flagrant stupidity in someone else. There's all those commercials attempting to expose the truth about how tobacco companies conceal horrid lies which go on to kill people just so they can make a profit. Well no shit, asshole. You don't see commercials for diet Coke saying that the stuff they sweeten it with gives you cancer. They're trying to sell a product, and millions of assclowns are willing to buy it. Just like McDonalds only wants to sell french fries, not to be resonsible for Bubba's triple bypass. Why are people so retarded? If you don't know by now that smoking can kill you, then you should go play in traffic. Not only is smoking incredibly expensive, but it is dirty, AND THERE'S A WARNING LABEL ON THE PACKAGE. So, if you're stupid enough to waste your money on something which says it can kill you right on the package, then you deserve to die because you are a moron.

I have no mercy for idiots. If you choose to do something, then you are resonsible for the consequences. If you smoked for 40 years and now you have cancer, tough shit. You did it to yourself. Apparently we are so stupid that they had to put a restriction on cigarette ads. You don't really think that by having a white, cylindrical object hanging out of your mouth will cause you to be attractive to legions of beautiful women, do you? Retards.

Also, ADD is bullshit. It seems like everyone is suffering from this merciless disease. ADD is just another name for bad parenting. A solution? Hit your kids. My mom hit me, and do I have ADD? No. I wouldn't let my kids run around like uncontrollable little shits. Parents are too scared to do anything because they don't want their kids to become miserable and rebel and turn to drugs and alcohol when they're older. Face it. Your kids will turn to drugs and alcohol anyway, so break out the wooden spoon and let them have it. Kids need to be shown what it right and wrong, and just because you shove a pill down their throat which makes them focus on a light bulb for 5 hours doesn't mean they are any better off. Just because your eyes wandered during a test doesn't mean you have ADD. Just because you were quick to change a subject in a conversation doesn't mean you need medication. Get over it.