Watching a show on vh1 has made me realize just how much I hate Paris Hilton. Here I am, working my ass off in college to get good grades in the hopes that one day I will have enough money to be able to afford a Toyota Corolla, and what the hell is she doing? Flaunting her cooch everywhere. She has dominated TV, movies, and tabloids for doing abolsutely nothing. Ooh, you lost your dog. Get the fuck over it, bitch. Lots of people lose their dogs as well as their sisters and brothers and car keys and receipts. And then she gets her own show. And what does she do on her show? Work meaningless jobs. What do I do in real life? Work meaningless jobs. But do you see a camera crew hauling ass into Shoprite to capture the drama of scanning deli meats for eight and a half hours every day? NO. Does anyone thinks it's really cool that I had to clean puke up one time at work afer some little kid threw up everywhere? Her life irritates me so much. She acts like a pubescent teenage girl and it really pisses me off how everyone harps over her like she found the cure for cancer. Like how this huge deal was made when she stopped being friends with Nicole Richie. Aren't there starving children in Africa that we should be concerned about? I mean seriously. Anyone who thinks they have the authority to copyright the words "that's" and "hot" needs need to get her head out of her ass and come to terms with the fact that yes, your shit stinks too.For her 21st birthday she had five parties. Five? What the fuck? Hm, what did I do for my 18th birthday? Went to dinner, drank too much whiskey, and threw up the rest of the night. I can't stand turning on the TV and seeing her meaningless life scrawled everywhere and her books polluting the shelves of America's bookstores and her fake blue eyes peering into mine and reminding me that I will forever have to slave away while she wastes her life dancing on table tops and making sex tapes as I read another tabloid during my break at work. Oh yes Paris, I really want to hear advice on how to be a rich snobby self absorbed lazy skank who tells people to vote and then never does it because her life is way too important for trivial things like voting and the future of our country and other dry boring things which have no impact on anything whatsoever. Maybe if I sit around for the rest of my life and contribute absolutely nothing to society lots of people will pay attention to me and men will fight to dance with me on a tabletop and people will just hand me free shit that other people would have to spend thousands of dollars for even though I have the means to buy it myself. God.