There's a Starbucks on my campus that has recently pissed me off. I just came from my computer science final which was bright and early at 9 in the morning and decided to have a cup of coffee since I was freezing. First of all, everyone knows that Starbucks has three sizes: tall, grande, and venti. I order a grande, but they don't have grande. What? What kind of establishment is this? Three people after me ordered grande. Don't you think it would be logical to have this size being that everyone orders it? I could either be skinny or be a fatass, and I chose to be a fatass and get the large. OK. So I'm standing there waiting for my order. This one girl comes up and asks if she can use a Starbucks coupon. No. Then another girl asks if there's a cardboard box she can use to carry her order. No. Even though there's blatantly a storage room right next to her with numerous cardboard boxes. Not to mention this woman was incredibly slow at preparing beverages. I could have painted a mural with nail polish and raced snails before my order was done. Jesus. Then I asked if I can use my meal plan to pay, because some places on campus don't accept them, and she was like "Yea" like I was this stupid chunky shit who should have known better. On top of it all, she's wearing a Santa hat. Take that shit off. You're not fooling anyone by pretending to be festive. If I was slow and had an attitude at my job my ass would be fired. Oi.