Today I sat next to the most obnoxious human being. I just wanted to strangle her. First of all, it's a lecture class and the professor never takes attendance so you don't have to go if you don't want to. This bitch comes to class with no notebook or anything, just a newspaper to read during the lecture. Then she starts talking to the guy next to her while I am trying to take notes. Look slut, if you're going to show up, not pay attention, and have a moderately long conversation with the kid next to you, then why don't you fucking stay home and paint your nails? I'm trying to learn. I'm not paying tuition so some skank ass can sit next to me and bat her eyelashes. Then she starts making these comments which are supposed to be funny. For exmaple. The two lovebirds were discussing softball and the guy was like, "I hate softball" and she responds with, "Softball hates YOU." Good one, dick breath. That shit isn't funny.