College is over in a mere two weeks. I've been through this entire year without entering a worthwhile relationship, which can only mean that when I return to good old NJ I will continue the trend of dealing with asshole slob guys only looking for one thing, bitching about it, then going out and doing it all over again. A good friend of mine just broke up with her boyfriend of two years and to celebrate we are going to spare no expense this summer as we indulge in sleazy encounters with the opposite sex fueled by too much alcohol or merely our own desperate stupidity. Yes, the beginning of a sultry steamy tactless chapter of my life is about to open and I can't wait.

There's a rule board and points involved. We each have a logo. I am a tea kettle. Trampage '06 begins!!!