If anyone has a pair of Ugg boots they should discard them immediately. Ugg Boots have to be the most atrocious footwear mankind has ever seen. Trends are a funny thing; they convince ordinary, rational people that hideous clothing items are fashionable. Ugg boots look terrible on anyone, even on the tallest and most svelte of them all. It's impossible to walk while wearing Ugg boots; one most shuffle in an unattractive manner. And if you look at any group of teenage girls you'll notice that 98% of them are wearing Uggs, because teenage girls are spineless pathetic beings who must all dress alike because there's nothing more liberating than having the same pair of shoes as anyone else. When I first spotted Uggs a few years ago I incorrectly assumed that the clunky shoes would be out of style in five months. Yet year after year girls continue to break out these shapeless heaps of sheepskin and pair them with pajama pants, skirts and jeans. Just about every girl on my campus has a pair of Uggs and I go to school in SOUTH CAROLINA. You know, where it never snows.

I don't think I've anticipated the death of a trend like the way I have anticipated the death of Uggs. Friends don't let friends wear Uggs.