I've sat and smiled through many a breathy exclamation of just how beautiful Brad Pitt is. When I was younger I used to pretend I was into that macho, hunky alpha male whose single gaze could melt your heart. Then I became honest with myself and acknowledged that I do not find Brad Pitt attractive in they very least.

Of course I know why 99% of my fellow female friends find him dreamy. The blonde hair, the impeccable body, the velvety voice and--did you see those eyes? But to me, there's such a thing as too perfect. I believe someone can be so good looking that it works to their disadvantage. I happen to think that people with physical quirks are rather attractive. Brad Pitt is too angular and Ken doll for my tastes; I like my men to be normal. They don't need to have a square jaw, chiseled abs and piercing eyes. And honestly, I find Brad so damn irritating. Since when is he the savior of the world. Oh look at me, adopting children and giving to charities. Sure these are noble actions, but why do people act like Brad and Angelina are the kindest, most rational people alive? Angelina can adopt all the children she wants but she's still a homewrecking whore. But that's neither here nor there. Brad Pitt is ugly and only getting uglier. Women need real men to look at, not these fruity cookie cutter holograms like Brad Pitt. People should boycott Brad Pitt.