Every now and then, a girl who I am Facebook friends with posts a picture of her kid and I can't help but think, "Damn, that's an ugly baby." Then I feel guilty because it's not the baby's fault that she looks like a boy and is too chubby to be considered cute. I was probably an ugly baby myself, but at least my mother did not post pictures of me on Facebook for all to see. I know I'm probably going to burn in hell, but come on, there are a lot of unattractive children out there and we're forced to choke on our lies of how absolutely precious they are. It's a tough world.