Just saw a commercial for the stupidest product I've ever heard of. Now, I know that's quite a claim, considering that most products are stupid, but here you go; you tell me what you think:

Ziplock Zip 'n Steam cooking bags

Isn't that wonderful? For the price of a single vegetable steamer, you can get about thirty bags that will impart the precious taste (or at least, chemical residue) of plastic to all your fresh veggies.