Man. What is up with this smear campaign against Arnold Schwarzenegger? These mean, malicious women are coming out and saying that he groped them on past movie sets. He has admitted to doing it on many occasions, yet it's these damn feminists fault that this is coming out now. Damn you Grey Davis for your nasty smear campaigns. Damn you mean women for speaking out on Schwarzenegger's past "devious behavior."

*removing tongue from cheek*

matt out