Two more G.I's killed in Iraq.
Two more children blown to bits by hand grenades.
Two more U.S. troops arrive in Iraq.
Two more Iraqi teenagers picking up assault rifles.

Two more over priced Baseball players traded for too much money.
Two more smaller market teams consider how to acquire more multi-million dollar baseball players without going into multi-million dollar debt.

Two more kids discover the power of music to transcend.
Two more kids smoke weed in their parent's Lexus.
Two more kids go into class and ace an exam.
Two more teens arrested for punching out car windows.

Two more apologies from CBS for "controversial" performances from performing artists.
Two more male breasts revealed on stage.
Two more awards shows that mean nothing.
Two more Outkast songs stuck in my head.

Two more documents released by the White House in an attempt to answer National Guard duty questions.
Two more documents left out.
Two more reporters begin questioning.
Two more fingers get pointed.

Two more people taking what is rightfully theirs in California.
Two more people protest.
Two more kids raised by a homosexual couple wonder why their parents aren't married.
Two more kids raised by a split household wonder why their parents aren't married.

Two more Christians see Mel Gibson's "The Passion" and wonder what the controversy is all about.
Two more Jews see Mel Gibson's "The Passion" and cry anti-semitism.
Two more Christians see Mel Gibson's "The Passion" and grow furious at the Rabbi sitting next to them.
Two more Jews see Mel Gibson's "The Passion" and wonder what the controversy is all about.

Two more states won by John Kerry.
Two more states lost by Howard Dean.
Two more questions raised about John Kerry.
Two more undecided voters are disenchanted.