Ever have one of those days where you make the stupidest mistakes on a routine basis? Today is shaping up to be one of those days. I'm doing just really stupid little things wrong, that when you add them up together, compound into one bigger problem. Like I'm talking to my friend Patrick on AIM and instead of spelling something "bored," I'll spell it "board." And I was telling him about this fantastic artist named Alex Ross, who paints ultra realistic paintings of superheroes. I was comparing his artistic paintings to Norman Rockwell's style, and I mispelled his name "Normal Rockwell." I think my days of limited sleep may be catching up to me.

I have been noticing myself making really weird typing errors recently. It's like I'm stuttering on the keyboard where my brain is moving too fast for my fingers. Like as I type a word, I'll be thinking two or three words down the sentence, but then instead of spelling the word I'm on correctly, I'll drop a couple of letters from the word two or three words into the sentence into the current letter I'm typing. (run on?)
Confused? Don't be...leave that to me.

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I ate an entire can of Wolf chili the other night. Wolf chili may be one of the most disgusting looking foods a person can eat. Before cooking, Wolf chili has the consistency, appearance, and odor of a high priced can of Dog Food. It's color really isn't brown, but instead lies somewhere in a state between brown and rust. But after cooking, it's a dark, DARK brown. And when you're pouring out the chili from the can to whatever bowl you're going to cook the chili in, you can't really differentiate between the meat and the beans. It's just one big mess. But after cooking, it's really easy to tell the difference between the beans and the horsemeat.

How to eat like a broke college kid:

1 can of Wolf brand chili
2 dill pickles
1 bottle of Gatorade (which cost more than the entire meal put together)
and a quarter of a box of Saltine crackers (you know...just to make sure that I'm not hungry 20 minutes after dinner)

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I've been on a Ben Stiller show kick recently. For my money, sketch comedy doesn't get any better than the Ben Stiller show. How can you beat a show with Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofalo, Andy Dick, Bob Odenkirk, and David Cross?

I guess I need to work it on out, 2-3-4. (Ben Stiller show inside joke)

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matt out