and now, a message from the month of February...

It's pronounced FebRuary, not FebUary! Can we just clear that up right now? Just because the President of the United States says it's nukular, doesn't make it so.

I'm back again, bringing you 28 days of cold weather and maybe a hint or two of Spring. Don't get your hopes up though, my neighbor March brings more warm weather your way next month. And we all know what April brings don't we? April brings May flowers and May flowers bringing Pilgrims. IS "bringing" a word? It looks kinda silly doesn't it? "Bringing."

If you want to complain about the 28 days of February, talk to my buddy August for stealing a day or two. Damn you August.

And can we give the Bruthas and the Sistas a better month for African American History Month? I mean, I'm more than obliged to donate my 28 days to them, but can't we just celebrate it all year long? In a perfect world...

I've already broken my January New Year's pledge to lose weight. Seems that I can't keep my hands off the chocolate hearts and heart shaped chalk candy that you all keep throwing my way. At least I'm not as fat as April. As long as you keep giving them Easter (although I think it's in March this year) they'll always have their Easter baskets to their disadvantage.

That's about it for now. Talk to you all soon.

-February