taken from my Sister's site

My uncle(s) once: took us to an air show, where I witnessed the most awful storm I've ever seen. No bullshit, the sky on the horizon was a dark shade a green.

Never in my life: flown in an invisible jet with a golden lasso of truth tied around my belt.

High school was: more divided than Chapter 2 of my Algebra book.

I will never forget: my father. I do have a hard time remembering his voice though.

I once met: some great people in the Marines. I miss them all daily.

Once at a bar: I decided to test out my alcohol limit on 6 beers and 2 double shots of whiskey. I don't remember much from that day.

By noon I'm usually: already wishing it were 5 o'clock.

Last night: may very well be one of the strangest nights of my life.

If only I had: one more conversation with my dad.

When I turn my head left: I see Anya watching the Howard Stern Show.

When I turn my head right: I see dark red curtains.

You know when I'm lying when: I say that I'm going to get back into shape.

Every day I think about: getting back into shape.

By this time next year: I will be back in shape.

Next time I go to church: it will be for my funeral.

I have a hard time understanding: why people have to wait until college to learn stuff that they should be learning in high school and before.

If I ever go back to school I'll: go for my Masters and Doctorate in Creative Writing.

You know I like you when: I sarcastically tease you to no end.

If I won an award the first person I'd thank is: the sucker who actually deemed me worthy enough of receiving an award.

My ideal breakfast is: fresh fruit, especially strawberries, Mimosa, Buttermilk pancakes and warm Maple Syrup.

A song I love, but do not have is: "Puttin' On the Ritz"

If you visit my hometown, I suggest: eating some Goode Co. BBQ for lunch, going to Herrman Park, catching an evening game at Minute Maid Park, and finishing off the evening with a stroll on the beach at Galveston.

Why won't anyone: in the press even mention "the Downing Street Memo?"

If you spend the night at my house: I'd gladly give you my bed for the evening, while I take the couch.

I'd stop my wedding for: my fiance should she happen to be late for the ceremony.

The world could do without: poverty. We have the power and the capability to end poverty as we know it, we just lack the will to do so.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: take another class that I don't want to take.

Paper clips are more useful than: most of the Math classes I've ever taken.

If I do anything well: it's playing trombone and writing short stories.

And by the way: I love you all.