This thing is WAY to damn long. If you are up for torture, you can read my survey. As usual, a blank one is at the end.

Time started:1133 in the morning, Friday, July 29th, 2005

Name:Matthew McKibben

Nickname: Matt, Mac, MacDaddy

Single or Taken: Abducted

Sex: everyday

Birthday: November 3rd, 1977

Sign: of the beast.

Siblings: are kick ass. Collect all 4.

eye color: Blue. Like the sky above Wrigley Field.

Shoe size: 11.5

Height: 5' 12''

What are you wearing right now: Ha. I'm a nerd. Darth Vader t-shirt and Express flared jeans.

Where do you live: Denton. I think it's one of the coolest places on earth...no lie.

Righty or lefty: Righty with a pen. Lefty with my politics.

Relationships: are fun.

Who are your closest friends?: If you know me, I'm basically your friend. There isn't much I wouldn't do for someone.

Fingers: 10. 11 if I'm being filthy minded.

Breakfast: of Champions is the next Vonnegut book I want to read.

Aftershave/Perfume: I don't use aftershave, because my face breaks out. I only use perfume on the weekends.

Favorite cartoon character: Samurai Jack

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Have you ever----

Given anyone a bath: my nephews Jay and Jacob.

Have you ever smoked: yes. Briefly.

Made yourself throw-up: Well, I've eaten food knowing good and well that I would probably throw up, and continued to eat anyways. Those ribs were GOOD.

Gone skinny dipping: yes. It's quite fun.

Been in the opposite sex's bathroom: Yes, yes, and yes.

Eaten a dog biscuit: Yes.

Got your tongue stuck to a pole: Yeah. I don't remember when, but I remember getting my tongue stuck to something when I was a child.

Loved someone so much it made you cry?: No.

Played truth or dare: Yes. Good times, good times.

Been in a physical fight: in Junior High and in the Marines.

Been in a police car: my uncle's a police officer, and I'm sure I've been in his car before.

Been in a sauna: Oh yeah. It's great.

Been in a hot tub: :-)

Swam in the ocean: I've swam in the Pacific and the East China Sea, set foot in the Indian Ocean, and had some fun in the Atlantic.

Fallen asleep in school: Yes.

Ran away?: My dad got rid of my dog while I was at school, and without me knowing he was going to do so. So I ran away from home, and made it about 3 or 4 miles down the railroad tracks before I decided to come home.

Broken someone's heart?: I'm sure I do it often. I can be a cold hearted, self-centered bastard sometimes.

Cried in school: yes. I was a pretty emotional child. The divorce amplified this tenfold.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: Yes. It was from the government, telling me "the bird is on the move." That's when I made my way to Sesame Street and took out "the bird."

Fallen for your best friend?: Yeah. I know I have, can't remember when or where.

Been cheated on?: I don't think so.

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First thing that comes to mind-- (I'll add my own pop-culture slant)

Blue: John Coltrane

Autumn: Dead Poets Society

Cow: the Zucker Bros. movie "Top Secret"

Greenland: the movie "Toys"

Cat: The Truth about Cats and Dogs

Nickel: plated pistol in "Face Off"

Elbow: smack like Clive Owen gave Benecio Del Toro in "Sin City"

Your good luck charm: that dude in "Austin Powers" who had the lucky charm bracelett.

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Whats your room like: Filled with posters, cd's, dvd's, and books.

Last thing you said: "Let me transfer your call..."

What is beside you: an empty chair.

What kind of shampoo do you use?: John Freida anti-frizz shampoo

Something that has happened to you this year - I graduate in 2 weeks.

Believe in love at first sight?: Yeah. I've loved every one of my nephews and nieces the first time I saw them.

Like picnics: LOVE them, as long as the weather is nice.

Like school: Yeah. I love taking interesting classes.

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Would you--

Eat a live hamster: What a lame question.

Go to a hanson concert: Heck yeah. I think a lot of their music and musicianship is quite good.

Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars: Can it be Hitler? Or some other mass killer?

If you were stuck on an island, what people and things would you want with you?: Lots of books, dvds, tvs, good food, and all my friends and family.

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Who Was the last person--

you touched?: I shook one of the advisor's hands earlier this morning.

You massaged: Anya

You yelled at: Anya haha

Who told you they loved you: Anya and my family.

Who is your loudest friend: Anya

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Do you/Are You…

Do you like filling these out: Not when they're this long.

Do you wear contacts or glasses: glasses.

Do you like yourself: YES!

Do you get along with your family: YES!

Have piercing below the waist?: Getting one soon. Oh wait, just re-read the question. I thought it asked about tatoos. I'm getting a tatoo on my leg sometime soon.

Obsessive?: Only about certain things.

Anorexic?: Never.

Depressed?: Everyone gets a little depressed sometimes.

Suicidal?: Nope.

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Final questions--

What are you listening to right now: some student bitching on the phone.

Got any awards: Plenty. I once received the "Most Improved" award for like three straight years in High School.

Have you ever gone streaking?: Yeah. It's A LOT of fun.

What is your favorite video game?: Spiderman

Good Singer: I'm surprisingly good at showtunes. Weird.

How many remote controls are in your house: 3

Are you double jointed: Only when someone's hogging the pipe.

Last time you showered: this morning

The last movie you saw at the theatres: The Island

Root beer or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper for reals.

Mud or Jell-O wrestling: More like "Mud Slides" or "Jell-O" shots...which would be "Mud Slides"

Silver or Gold: neither.

Diamond or pearl: Oh god, neither. Blech.

Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset.

Phone or in person: In Person.

Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: third of four

Do you want your friends to fill this out and send it back?: No. This survey SUCKS and is WAY too fucking long.

ending time: 1225 See the above response. :-(

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Time started:
Name:
Nickname:
Single or Taken:
Sex:
Birthday:
Sign:
Siblings:
eye color:
Shoe size:
Height:
What are you wearing right now:
Where do you live:
Righty or lefty:
Relationships:
Who are your closest friends?:
Fingers:
Breakfast:
Aftershave/Perfume:
Favorite cartoon character:

Have you ever----
Given anyone a bath:
Have you ever smoked:
Bungee Jumped:
Parasailed:
Made yourself throw-up:
Gone skinny dipping:
Been in the opposite sex's bathroom:
Eaten a dog biscuit:
Got your tongue stuck to a pole:
Loved someone so much it made you cry?:
Played truth or dare:
Been in a physical fight:
Been in a police car:
Been in a sauna:
Been in a hot tub:
Swam in the ocean:
Fallen asleep in school:
Ran away?:
Broken someone's heart?:
Cried when someone died:
Cried in school:
Fell off your chair:
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call:
Saved MSN / YAHOO / AOL / AIM conversations:
Saved e-mails:
Fallen for your best friend?:
Been cheated on?:


First thing that comes to mind--
Blue:
Autumn:
Cow:
Greenland:
Cat:
Nickel:
Elbow:
Your good luck charm:
Whats your room like:
Last thing you said:
What is beside you:
What kind of shampoo do you use?:

Something that has happened to you this year--
Had Chicken pox:
Had a Sore Throat:
Believe in love at first sight?:
Like picnics:
Like school:
Loved anyone:

Would you--
Eat a live hamster:
Go to a hanson concert:
kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars:
If you were stuck on an island, what people and things would you want wiht you?:

Who Was the last person--
you touched?:
You massaged:
You yelled at:
Who broke your heart:
Who told you they loved you:
Who is your loudest friend:

Do you/Are You…
Do you like filling these out:
Do you wear contacts or glasses:
Do you like yourself:
Do you get along with your family:
Do you do drugs:
Have piercing below the waist?:
Obsessive?:
Anorexic?:
Depressed?:
Suicidal?:

Final questions--
How many ppl are you sending this to:
What are you listening to right now:
Can you do a front or back flip?:
What did you do yesterday:
Hated someone in your family:
Got any awards:
Have you ever gone streaking?:
Want to get married:
What is your favorite video game?:
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change:
Good Singer:
Have a lava lamp:
How many remote controls are in your house:
Are you double jointed:
What do you dream about:
Last time you showered:
The last movie you saw at the theatres:
Scary or happy movies:
Root beer or Dr. Pepper:
Mud or Jell-O wrestling:
Silver or Gold:
Diamond or pearl:
Sunset or Sunrise:
Phone or in person:
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child:
Do you want your friends to fill this out and send it back?:
ending time: