1. If you were a mutant, what ability would you like to have? (think superpower)

I'd like to have the ability to use the force. As translated to mutant powers, it's probably closest to Jean Grey's telekinesis and mind reading power.

2. Tell us about a memorable road trip you've experienced.

I have two. The first one was the 7,500 mile trip I took on the back of my dad's motorcycle. It was a great ride that took me up to parts of the country that I never thought I'd see.

The second was the road trip my brother and I took when I got out of the Marines. The best part was camping in the redwood forest. I'd like to go back sometime. Luke, you game?

3. Do you enjoy solving riddles and working on puzzles? If so, what kinds?

I don't really enjoy puzzles or riddles. I do like that peg game they have at "Cracker Barrel" though, except for when the pegs are greasy from the patron before. ewwwwww

4. Take two of your phobias and combine them to make a campy horror/disaster flick. What would it be called?

"Heart Attack at 35,000 Feet"

5. Just how batsh*t crazy is Tom Cruise, anyway?

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being normal and 10 being crazy, he's an OT 10. <---- Scientology reference.

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