Usually, I don't really get into these celebrity types of things, but I think this Paris Hilton going to jail situation is quite hilarious. For those of you who don't know what's going on, here's the story in as few words as possible.

Paris drives drunk on suspended license. Judge orders 45 days of jail time. Paris serves a day or two, but is suspiciously let out due to "medical conditions," which it turns out aren't valid. Judge orders her back to jail. Paris sobs the whole way in.

I don't want to be one of those people who takes joy in another person's downfall, but considering the situation, I find it quite amusing and hilarious.

First and foremost, it's a 45 day sentence, but Paris and her family are behaving as if she's going into Death Row in Huntsville, Texas. I guess for someone who's accostomed to living in the lap of luxury, 45 days of county jail would be the equivalent of one of us average Joes going to San Quentin.

Look, going to jail would royally suck, but give me a friggin' break. It's 45 days at the max and that's not even taking early release because of good behavior into account. It's not like going to jail is going to make her lose a job or something. She's going to be rich when she gets out and will never have to work another day in her life if she should so choose.

I've always maintained that going to county lockup would be kinda nice. Although the beds and food are pretty nasty, you basically sleep all day, work out in the gym, watch a little television, read a book or two, write, etc. Shit, that'd be like a vacation for me.

I have more to say, but I'll take care of that in the comments section.

-Matt