"This is a farewell kiss, you dog."



You've got to hand it to the Iraqis, they know how to say goodbye in style. Not only did he throw his friggin' shoe, but he chased it with a lashing that only an Iraqi could pull off. Seriously, the declaration of "this is a farewell kiss, you dog" makes it art. The best we can ever muster over here is a "fuck you" or a "stop tasing me, bro." But this reporter got all Sayid Jarrah on Bush.

For the record, watch this clip to see how Obama would have responded to someone throwing a shoe at him. "It's all in the reflexes."

- Matthew