11:21 PM

darkvamp_grrl: hi
darkvamp_grrl: hi Matt
darkvamp_grrl: hi are you there?
matt_shute_07: yeah. here
darkvamp_grrrl: hey. glad to meet you at last!!
matt_shute_07: nice to meet you too. eh... who are you, btw?
darkvamp_grrl: im Alison. ive been reading your journal for a while now
matt_shute_07: oh... cool. what are your thoughts?
darkvamp_grrl: on what??
matt_shute_07: the journal
matt_shute_07: hello?
darkvamp_grrl: still here/thinking. im not sure about it. i think your a depressive or something
matt_shute_07: nah, not always. ive just been a bit sick lately and already bored with my new job. ill come around
matt_shute_07: hey.. still there?
darkvamp_grrl: yes im here. i just thinking. its ok to be depressed you know
matt_shute_07: are you a goth?
darkvamp_grrl: yeah kinda
matt_shute_07: kinda?
darkvamp_grrl: well im a vampire
matt_shute_07: hehe
darkvamp_grrl: no really. im totally into that scene. i even drink blood
matt_shute_07: lol. Freak.
darkvamp_grrl: what??
matt_shute_07: im only kidding... How is that working out for you? The vampirism?
darkvamp_grrl: it more a compulsion than a life-choice. im addicted to drinking blood. i love it. can't live without it.
matt_shute_07: lol
darkvamp_grrl: its not funny. im serious
matt_shute_07: sorry... no, it could be quite serious if it's a compulsin
matt_shute_07: compulsion
darkvamp_grrl: well it is
matt_shute_07: where do you get blood from? do you bite people?
darkvamp_grrl: when i find someone willing i do. but you can buy blood from the butcher or abattoir.
matt_shute_07: eww.... gross
darkvamp_grrl: no its not bad. not the same as human blood but it tides you over
matt_shute_07: not me
darkvamp_grrl: lol. i meant me of course. it tides ME over
matt_shute_07: cool. i've never met a real life vampire before. can you turn into a bat and hypnotize people?
darkvamp_grrl: don't be silly. stop making fun.
matt_shute_07: im not. im just interested in your belief system
darkvamp_grrl: is raelly not a belief-syestem. its a way of life -- i can hinoptize tho
matt_shute_07: so... do you do the whole coffin thing
darkvamp_grrl: yeah. i have a coffin in my bedroom. its realy cool - red satin inlay. you should see it
matt_shute_07: are you nocturnal then
darkvamp_grrl: yes! thats an intregael part - i stay in my coffin during the day and come out at night
matt_shute_07: Don't you get hungry and thirsty during the day? or need to use the bathroom
darkvamp_grrl: im a heavy sleeper anyway but when i shut myself in i keep a flask of water and some chocolate
darkvamp_grrl: and ive got a system set up for peeing and stuff - you dont wanna know
matt_shute_07: don't the strange hours affect your work/social life? sorry to keep asking all these questions. i'm just interested in your "way of life"
darkvamp_grrl: social life is cool. i go to clubs most nights. i don't work though - i live at home with parents
darkvamp_grrl: its a nice set up
matt_shute_07: don't they mind about you vampire status. i mean... are they not worried about you?
darkvamp_grrl: no they're cool. my dad even brings the blood in for me.
darkvamp_grrl: and i get a very good allowance
matt_shute_07: ah. are they rich or something?
darkvamp_grrl: not raelly. my dad runs his own bisness - we do ok
matt_shute_07: i bet you are quite pale.
darkvamp_grrl: eh?
matt_shute_07: lack of sunlight. i bet your complection is quite pale
darkvamp_grrl: no i've got a tan. i use a sun-bed at home
matt_shute_07: lol
darkvamp_grrl: what
matt_shute_07: doesn't using a sun bed go against the whole vampire ethos? I thought you were supposed to look pale and moody and be afraid of the sun
darkvamp_grrl: thats only Christoper Lee horror vampires. im just adicted to blood. i make my own image up.
matt_shute_07: Christ-hopper Lee? lol
darkvamp_grrl: Christopher i mean. lol
matt_shute_07: so... what is your image then
darkvamp_grrl: i could sort out some photos for you. I like pink summer dresses. im a little overweight because I like chocolate as much as I like blood. but its all ggod
matt_shute_07: go ahead. feel free to send anything you like. my inbox is an open door
darkvamp_grrl: i way around 20st
matt_shute_07: weigh you mean.
matt_shute_07: sorry
matt_shute_07: just being anal
darkvamp_grrl: whatever "weight" then
matt_shute_07: your a curvy lady then. yeah its all good. all shapes and sizes
darkvamp_grrl: thanks. i get some funny looks but im too scary for anyone to mess with
matt_shute_07: i bet you are :)
darkvamp_grrl: how about you - what's your "image"?
matt_shute_07: dunno really. i don't really follow fashion. mr joe average i guess
darkvamp_grrl: it dont matter. your interesting inside
matt_shute_07: what's that supposed to mean?
darkvamp_grrl: you have a warped mind
matt_shute_07: i must have
darkvamp_grrl: what do you mean
matt_shute_07: nothing. just my dry sense of humour
darkvamp_grrl: k. what did you want to chat about anyway?
matt_shute_07: what do you mean? you yahooed me. I don't even know you
darkvamp_grrl: on jour journal you said you wanted to talk about stuff
matt_shute_07: ahhh. i see. nah, it's okay. I'd rather not at this time
darkvamp_grrl: why not?
matt_shute_07: it's nothing important anyway. I just say a lot of random stuff. i had a rocky childhood that's all. nothing I can't handle really
darkvamp_grrl: you could tell me anything
matt_shute_07: I'd rather not
darkvamp_grrl: why? I wouldn't tell anyone...
darkvamp_grrl: i wouldn't juge you.
matt_shute_07: im sure you wouldn't. i just don't feel like talking to anyone right now
darkvamp_grrl: you live in the UK don't you?
matt_shute_07: uh, yeah
darkvamp_grrl: ME TOO!!!
matt_shute_07: cool. where do you live?
darkvamp_grrl: closer than you think! I've seen you in the high-street in town! haha! that's why it was so cool when I saw your journal at first. I thought: I know him!!
matt_shute_07: hmm
darkvamp_grrl: what? are you okay?
matt_shute_07: yes. I'm just wondering when you could have seen me.
darkvamp_grrl: last week I saw you at the bus stop every evening except monday and friday. i live across from the TCH complex. my bedroom window has a view across the road to your bus stop! ha!
darkvamp_grrl: hello?
darkvamp_grrl: still there?
matt_shute_07: ok, now you're starting to scare me.
darkvamp_grrl: why. i don't mean you any harm. id like a taste of your neck though.
matt_shute_07: listen... it's been fun talking to you, but I'm going to have to leave you. my sister is hammering on the door to get in
darkvamp_grrl: lol. it's not your sister.
matt_shute_07: what?
matt_shute_07: what are you talking about?
darkvamp_grrl: she's back at my bedroom. ha!
matt_shute_07: im closing this down now. you're out of your mind
darkvamp_grrl: sure - stop talking on yahoo and come to the door.
darkvamp_grrl: my brother is here to pick you up

----

At this point, Matt, our hero, looks out of the bedroom window.

A burly man, his top bare, revealing a hairy back and chest, stands hammering on the front door below. He wears a set of pink sweat-pants. He cranes his neck, directing his bald head in Matt's direction. His deep-set eyes twinkle in the moonlight. He grins, revealing a set of plastic vampire fangs.

At this point, our hero unplugs the computer, runs downstairs, and hot-tails it out the back door.

:)

At least a dip in the writer's block...