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Quick Thxgiving recap that never was: KM came over and was exposed - yeah, like a virus or, say, the bird flu - to that treat known as the Kraly family holiday. And they all loved her. After she left, all I heard was,

"Oh, Christine, we like your friend. Oh, Christine, she was so nice. Oh, Christine, I want to set her up with your cousin."

Well done, KM: you got some turkey, oodles of compliments and a boyfriend, all in one holiday sitting. I haven't managed to do with in 26 years. At best, I've gotten the turkey. I know you can't wait 'til Christmas at my aunt's!

Classic Nana moments (sadly, all true):

Nana: (to all 4 of us cousins) I don't want you girls to get fat.
Us: FUCK OFF! (not really, but we were thinking it)

Nana: I tried watching one of them sex videos once. I got bored and fell asleep in the middle of it. They're so repetitious.
Us: (appalled, shivering, general vomit noises)Huh?

Nana:(addressing the 3 of us not newly married last month) How come none of you have boyfriends?
Us: FUCK OFF, Devil Woman! (not really...well, later, when she wasn't in the room)

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2005-11-29 6:57 PM Gobbling up Nana's crap Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Stuffed Read/Post Comments (3) Share on Facebook	Quick Thxgiving recap that never was: KM came over and was exposed - yeah, like a virus or, say, the bird flu - to that treat known as the Kraly family holiday. And they all loved her. After she left, all I heard was, "Oh, Christine, we like your friend. Oh, Christine, she was so nice. Oh, Christine, I want to set her up with your cousin." Well done, KM: you got some turkey, oodles of compliments and a boyfriend, all in one holiday sitting. I haven't managed to do with in 26 years. At best, I've gotten the turkey. I know you can't wait 'til Christmas at my aunt's! Classic Nana moments (sadly, all true): Nana: (to all 4 of us cousins) I don't want you girls to get fat. Us: FUCK OFF! (not really, but we were thinking it) Nana: I tried watching one of them sex videos once. I got bored and fell asleep in the middle of it. They're so repetitious. Us: (appalled, shivering, general vomit noises)Huh? Nana:(addressing the 3 of us not newly married last month) How come none of you have boyfriends? Us: FUCK OFF, Devil Woman! (not really...well, later, when she wasn't in the room) Read/Post Comments (3) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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