1. Someone stole my Thursday. I woke up this morning convinced it was Thursday, and along about 10AM I finally realized it was actually Friday. SOMEONE STOLE MY THURSDAY AND I WANT IT BACK.

2. I have scored work of the health variety, and lemme tell you what, it's a hell of a lot easier for me than writing about hosting companies and life insurance and poker shiz. I am thinking about writing an e-book on herbal remedies (I know more than I thought I did, and the GC has a nice, fertile brain to pick) and I'm going to focus my efforts on writing health articles. D'oh! Did everyone else know that niche was made for me but me?

3. I'm still wigging about the Thursday thing.

4. I love Lady Gaga. Don't judge me. I find her unique, interesting, talented, and nostalgic, since her music reminds me of the 70's and 80's Europop. One of her main influences is Freddy Mercury of Queen, and y'all know how I feel about him (RIP, my liege.) She writes her own material, designs her whole production. I'm impressed.

Here is your video of the week: Bad Romance.

I want your horror
I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal
As long as you're mine
I want your love
Love, love, love I want your love.

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance.