so i drive down to the cvs on the corner for my monthly supply of crazy pills. i didn't have one last night, and i DO NOT miss 2 in a row, so i gotta have them. tonight. before 9pm when the drug store closes. i called in the refill earlier so it's supposed to be ready at 8. everything is cool, right???

i'm tired. i love the floral shop, but i stood all day long making boutinniers (or however the hell it's spelled - i just really don't care right now) and my legs hurt. i'm just wanna go lay down and get off my feet. plus, it's so cold here and the rls is acting up, so i don't even wanna go out to get the damn drugs, but i know i'll play hell tomorrow if i don't have them tonight.

they have a drive thru window for the pharmacy. great idea, right??? except for the dumfuck who is parked - PARKED - in the entrance to the drive thru.

i snapped. i dunno what happened to me, but i lost it.

there was a person sitting in the passenger side of this parked car, so i tooted the horn a few times to try and get them to move the car. after the third toot, and the subsequent finger out the car window that followed, i pulled up beside the car as far as the curb would allow, which is what prevented me from passing by the car and driving thru the drive thru.

i rolled down my passenger side window, and out of the parked car comes a big bald fat white BOY about 6'4" in a white t shirt no less. no jacket, no real shirt, just his white fruit o' the loom. yes, he looked like a skinhead (or maybe just a dumb redneck fuck) and i said:

"where is the dumbass that owns this parked car?"

and he said: "don talk bout my woman like that"

to which i replied: "your woman is a dumbass who doesn't know how to drive. does this look like a fucking parking spot to you???"

then he mumbled something - i don't think he could really put together 2 sentences, so i gotta give him a break on this one. anyway, he asked me if i didn't have someplace better to be and called me a HO!!!!!

well, that got my head to wagglin around on my shoulders and the white girl in me went netta on his ass!!!

about that time his "woman" (yes, i'm using the term very, very loosely) came out and as he was yelling and cursing and throwing his cigarette butt at me and i was asking her where she got her license she was yelling at him to shut up and get in the car. she obviously knew she was a dumbass. so he got in the car and away we all went and i'm back home safe with my crazy meds, which you DO NOT want me to be without!!!

i really thought he was gonna come and get me, but ya know, for some damn reason i wasn't the least bit scared. (maybe i'm a dumbass too, huh???!!!)

i NEVER act this way. i do not know what happened.

my only regret??? that i didn't think in time to tell them both that i hope she bought condoms cuz lord knows we don't want dumfucks like that procreating.

ok, i guess i would've had to say "makin babies" cuz they obviously would not know the meaning of the word 'procreate'.