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August 25, 2007: jill off
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jill+off&defid=63284
The female version of [jack off]: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
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holler back, perrymcgee@earthlink.net.
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all the info ya need to subscribe--if'in's ya'd wanna--is above... they post some wickedly funny stuff from time to time in their daily email. I get this and merriam webster's word'o'da day [not as 'cool' but informative nonetheless] so ya'd think Id have a huge vocabulary to go with the insane contractions I toy with.
...wrong-o bongo; Im always at a loss for words when I most need 'em. always after-the-fact the right words come [man I wish I'd said this, that, or the other] and that pisses me off. I mean, if I know a word saturday, and Ill know it monday, why dont I know it sunday when I need it? make any sense to you?
time to trek outta here. I wish I had the time today to just play online: razz other's journals, cuss and argue unnecessarily at polite discussion boards [using a pseudonym, natch], and just generally have fun (just the mood Im in from lack of sleep), but noooooooooooooooooooooo!
and its cool anyway--I get to see my boy...Ill just razz him, lol.
to anyone reading: I hope you have a fantastic day filled with events that please you. if youre writing a story, I hope you crank-out a best seller/if youre planting a garden, I wish you juicy watermellon-sized tomatoes and peppers sweeter than mom's homemade icedtea/if youre making love (Id usually use the word fucking but even with lack of sleep it didnt feel like the correct word in this instance) I hope you cum so hard the bed breaks/if youre simply surfing aimlesly, I hope you come across something that makes you smile/for some crazy reason, whatever you're doing today, Im behind you 100%.
dont ask why, Im just in *that* mood
:)
www.urbandictionary.com
August 25, 2007: jill off
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jill+off&defid=63284
The female version of [jack off]: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
--
holler back, perrymcgee@earthlink.net.
click if you don't want to receive any more:
http://list.urbandictionary.com/u?id=13047915M&l=urbanwordoftheday
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all the info ya need to subscribe--if'in's ya'd wanna--is above... they post some wickedly funny stuff from time to time in their daily email. I get this and merriam webster's word'o'da day [not as 'cool' but informative nonetheless] so ya'd think Id have a huge vocabulary to go with the insane contractions I toy with.
...wrong-o bongo; Im always at a loss for words when I most need 'em. always after-the-fact the right words come [man I wish I'd said this, that, or the other] and that pisses me off. I mean, if I know a word saturday, and Ill know it monday, why dont I know it sunday when I need it? make any sense to you?
time to trek outta here. I wish I had the time today to just play online: razz other's journals, cuss and argue unnecessarily at polite discussion boards [using a pseudonym, natch], and just generally have fun (just the mood Im in from lack of sleep), but noooooooooooooooooooooo!
and its cool anyway--I get to see my boy...Ill just razz him, lol.
to anyone reading: I hope you have a fantastic day filled with events that please you. if youre writing a story, I hope you crank-out a best seller/if youre planting a garden, I wish you juicy watermellon-sized tomatoes and peppers sweeter than mom's homemade icedtea/if youre making love (Id usually use the word fucking but even with lack of sleep it didnt feel like the correct word in this instance) I hope you cum so hard the bed breaks/if youre simply surfing aimlesly, I hope you come across something that makes you smile/for some crazy reason, whatever you're doing today, Im behind you 100%.
dont ask why, Im just in *that* mood
:)
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