St Peter said to Farrah: 'seeing as how you were such a good person on earth, you get one wish for those left behind.'
she said, 'I just want all the children to be safe.'
and boom, michael jackson appeared...

giggle

also, billy mayes was trying to sell a lock for the pearly gates--'this'll be the last lock you ever buy...'
carl maulden said something about no need for a lock as long as he was on watch as he restrained ed mcmahon, who had an armload of publishers clearinghouse stuff.

double giggle

reading koontz' one door away from heaven. great stuff. there's 3 different stories so far (pg 322) that have yet to connect in any way.

also in the middle of james patterson's alex cross stuff. theres 14 novels out and 2 or 3 in the making. funny. a year or so ago Id not even touch a non-scary book. now I dig all of patterson's stuff, along with sandra brown, and I got a list of other non-horror writers to check out.

I love reading... ;)