Double dishwashers, so you never have to use your cupboards again.

Dice to help you decide what kind of pizza to get.

And scroll down that last one to find 4-way rubber bands, the better to hold your game boxes closed, my dear.

And last, but not least, by any stretch of the imagination, dildo cozies, either Cthulhu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

And you thought I was weird.

via BoingBoing