Here's a fun way to match up God against Satan, Work vs Holidays, Headache vs Aspirin, and Homer Simpson vs OJ Simpson, with no personal risk to yourself whatsoever!

(Hint, the first in each pair wins.)

Pit your own two favorite (or least favorite) things against one another in a battle to the death! Kittens vs Snowflakes, Schnitzel vs Blue Satin Sashes, Lightning vs Bee Stings. (I'm gonna make you work for those.)

Cat Vacuuming vs Finished Story . . .

Via Ken Brady of The Wordos.