Looking for gifts for that geek in your life? Look no further than right past this "cool" toy. Nothing says "geek" like an led display. On your pants.

Or some "infinitely cool" plush microbes. Yes, indeedy; squishy, friendly, happy colored viruses can be yours, for just $5.99!

But wait, there's more!

If your workplace is more martially inclined (or tolerant) than mine, mayhap you need a super marshmallow blaster, for those hard to reach management types on the second floor. Or maybe your floor is carpet, and you only want to shoot air. We've got that, too!

So much geekiness, so little time . . .