Looking for good, old fashioned last-minute Valentine's gifts for that Geeky Girl or Guy on your list? Well, look no further!

For your viewing (and possible purchasing) pleasure, I give you:

Live robot sex toy

Pirate cereal

Star Wars love notes

And, truly disturbing doll head lamps

Okay, maybe that last one isn't really for Geeks, but more for Psychos. Not that I know any of those. Uh-uh. No sireee.