What's the most disgusting thing you've voluntarily consumed? I don't mean something you've put in your mouth and then taken back out again, but that you've actually swallowed and managed to keep down.

And it has to be actually considered a "food product."

Got the worst?

Nope, that's not it. That one either.

Sorry, none of your pansy--a** disgusting things come even close to the True, One and Most Evilly Disgusting "Food" Evar! It's actually "Brussels Sprout & Prosciutto" soda from Jones, the makers of the ever-popular (okay, for the last 2 years) Holiday Pack.

One of my friends' brother-in-laws gave him this treat for the holiday just before New Years--obviously, it was Screw Your Relatives Day--and he brought it out for the whole gang to spew taste. It was like a challenge, and all but one of us took it--where'd Mike get so smart?

The turkey and gravy soda was not bad by comparison, and the cranberry sauce was just sorta there. But I honestly threw up a little in my mouth with the wild herb stuffing and brussels sprout. As with any carbonated beverage with the heinous aftertaste of aspertame, this was the gift that kept on giving, for several miserable hours of belching. But hey, at least all the sodas were, ". . .completely vegetarian, certified kosher, and contain zero caffeine, calories, and carbs."

I have bad friends.