I dislike telemarketers immensely, and am on the opt-out lists at both state and federal level, so anyone who does call had better be someone I wanted to hear from, or willing to put up with my legendary you-interrupted-my-movie/dinner/sex/nap-(not necessarily in that order)-for-this? rudeness.

But this script is better than most of my ploys, and has the added benefit of making the telemarketer squirm. I like that.

Via MakingLight