"More gore, more deaths, more nudity, and more snakes," is, of course, the secret of Snakes on a Plane's success. And so it's naturally a sure fire way to improve many of Hollywood's efforts, in these four easy steps.

Gotta love the (improved) line from Failure to Launch, "I want this motherf***ing slacker off of this mother***king couch!"

I give it a three cobra salute.