This is a portion of Salon's front page from this evening.
10 points to the person who can pick out the SATLFWP:

Top Stories

Flushing out the ugly truth
The horror in New Orleans has exposed the nation's dirty secrets of race and poverty. Americans are ready to help. Will our leaders show the way?
By Joan Walsh

Remain silent!
As they've done after every crisis, right-wingers are insisting that to question the Bush administration is unpatriotic. But no one should be afraid to hold our incompetent leaders to account
By Joe Conason

Bush fought funding in Energy Bill for Gulf Coast protection
The administration strongly opposed the new funding as "inconsistent with the budget"
By Michael Scherer

Inside New Orleans
Sneaking past the police lines, we find a surreal scene where tourists are sleeping on bridges, restaurateurs are eating high on the hog, and looters lurk on every corner
By Kathryn Jezer-Morton and Gray Miles

News & Politics

A dry plan
Louisiana's official hurricane plan says absolutely zero about how to handle an evacuation once New Orleans is flooded
By Mark Benjamin

War efforts diverted funding
With FEMA gutted for Homeland Security and flood projects delayed for lack of funding, the New Orleans nightmare should surprise no one
By Michael Scherer

Life

Since you asked... advice column
Should I mention in my personal ad that I'm bipolar and have three ex-wives?


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