There were three country churches in a small Texas town:
Presbyterian, Methodist and Catholic. Each church was
overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian
church called a meeting to decide what to do about the
squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they
determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there
and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

The Methodist group got together and decided that they were
not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they
humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles
outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the
best and most effective solution: They baptized the
squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now
they see them only on Christmas and Easter.