I received this email this morning from one of my coworkers and I thought it was too funny not to share. I had forwarded to her a memorandum regarding temporary summer workers and at the bottom I had written:

"If you have any questions, please e-mail me. Sarah"

Her response:

I do indeed have several questions. I just don't remember what they are or where I can find them. Should you come across them, I would appreciate it dearly if you forward them to me. To give you a general description of them to aide [sic] you in recognizing them I am providing a brief description...

The questions are perhaps pointless.
They probably address issues out of your control to remedy.
They are most likely in their 4000th cycle of being asked over the course of your employment.
They have a tendency to irritate rather than provoke any thinking.

These questions are in general, at best, useless. Nonetheless, I do miss them. Should you happen upon them please send them home. Thanks and have a great day!

I'm still laughing.