As I wrote "Delayed Entry" I was wishing that Delay had delayed entry into Texas politics until his own insecticide had taken effect...A delayed Delay is a good delay.

Why is food catered twice as expensive as food delivered? We got together in our office to have 4 or 5 Chinese take-out items delivered, but we used the catering menu and were staggered at the price differential for same items, same size. When we called the restaurant back and asked why the difference in price from the regular menu, the person to whom we were speaking suddenly forgot how to speak English and answered in what I assume was a non-IndoEuropean language. Hmmmm....can you say "stiffed"?

One of the members of our choir is terrified of genus mus, so another member cut out a picture of a mouse and slipped it into her music folder right where she keeps the piece we are currently practicing. We all fell out laughing when she opened her folder and shrieked. We told her, "See? You can hit high G!" Something about choir practice brings out the silliness and childishness in us. Except me of course. I would never...ever...okay, it was my idea. So shoot me.

Back to making the world safer for vehicular traffic and pedestrians.