Names always fascinate me. Some suit a person to a "T" and some are way off the mark. For fun, this meme came from Maggie (Electric Grandmother).

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sarah

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of real name plus izzie): Sarizzie (sounds Siciliano).

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal): Red Dog (sounds vaguely socialist)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street): Lippincott Roscoe (oh, sure, like anybody's going to emote over that one!)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, first three letters of mom's maiden name): Smisalip (does any Star Wars character have a speech defect?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO'S NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Starbuck (sounds plausible enough to start ordering my cape from the warehouse).

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Men: father's middle name and mother's middle name; Women: mother's middle name and father's middle name): Myers Charles (backassward, like all the rest of the fed programs).

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Jasmine. (Oooh, I like that one!)

9. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on): Randy [first dog] Oakwood

My thanks to Sue also for this one. I was too busy singing all weekend (Music Retreat, choir practice, Sunday Music Service) to turn on a computer, let alone write anything original.