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It was only a matter of time....
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in, except for post-suicide autopsy.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop--where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Healthy Forests Room which replicates a clear cut zone full of tree stumps and sawdust.
The Clean Skies Room where carbon monoxide is pumped into the room through the air vents.
The No Child Left Behind Room filled with the bones of Iraqi children.
The Family Values Room filled with pictures of all the Republican legislators and governors who've been caught in sex and finance scandals over the past 5 years.
The Faith Based Everything Room where there's a dirt floor, no electricity or running water and essentially Medievel living conditions to match the mindset along with torture, a witch, and a thousand Catholic pedophile priests.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's positive accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope and a pair of tweezers to help you locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.
Ganked from Batty's email and embellished by others...thanks, Bat!
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in, except for post-suicide autopsy.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop--where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Healthy Forests Room which replicates a clear cut zone full of tree stumps and sawdust.
The Clean Skies Room where carbon monoxide is pumped into the room through the air vents.
The No Child Left Behind Room filled with the bones of Iraqi children.
The Family Values Room filled with pictures of all the Republican legislators and governors who've been caught in sex and finance scandals over the past 5 years.
The Faith Based Everything Room where there's a dirt floor, no electricity or running water and essentially Medievel living conditions to match the mindset along with torture, a witch, and a thousand Catholic pedophile priests.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's positive accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope and a pair of tweezers to help you locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.
Ganked from Batty's email and embellished by others...thanks, Bat!
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