The average American spends more each year on shoes than on vegetables. Hard to imagine, especially with the skyrocketing costs of produce these days.

Someone out there must be buying many pairs of shoes, because I have spent zero dollars on shoes in the last two years, and the year before that it was $90. To make up for my deficit, someone (I assume a woman, but who knows?) has a shoe fetish, even may be a shoe-maniac.

I have three pairs of shoes for work, same style, different colors (blue, black, brown), supremely comfortable. I have two pairs of sandals, one brown, one black. And I have a single pair of walking shoes. That's it.

OK, 'fess up. Who's the shoe person around here? 'Tain't me!

P.S. I love fruits and vegetables. A large portion of my weekly shopping budget is spent on produce. I think I was a fruit bat in a former incarnation.