I pulled into the company parking lot just as the sun was peeking over the horizon and illuminating the new structure at the far end--the new fueling station.

It is, to put it as kindly as I know how, ugly. And glaringly white, vertical. Cylindrical, about 10 times higher than its diameter. Priapic. Erectile. Indeed, phallic, even.

I have a full view of it from my office window. Translucent window coverings, anyone?